from Wikipedia: Several scientific studies have been performed on the erect length of the adult penis. Studies which have relied on self-measurement, including those from Internet surveys, consistently reported a higher average length than those which used medical or scientific methods to obtain measurements. Similar results exist regarding studies of the circumference of the adult fully erect penis, with the measurement taken mid-shaft. As with length, studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a significantly higher average than those with staff measuring. Ha Ha Ha Ha. I remember reading Dr Drew sex forums as a youth and there were threads about dick size. All the guys were claiming 9 inch dicks or thereabouts. I figured everyone must be hung like a porn star.......
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Notice massively strong positive correlation with the level of UV radiation in the country. With exception of Iceland. Congo, Ecuador,Ghana and Colombia are exactly at the equator. Russia and Ireland are one of the most cloudy countries in the world. Together with Denmark and Belgium. Koreans have the lowest testosterone levels and penis sizes, you know why? "Historical evidence suggests proto-Koreans were migrants from south-central Siberia[14] who populated ancient Korea in successive waves from the Neolithic age to the Bronze Age." Siberian genes. Siberia is freakin cold, which is hostile to human beings.
Job interview: So, what did you you on your last job? Errr, I was a cock measurer. Did you serve an apprentiship? Nope, strictly OJT. So I take it you can read a ruler? Yes, and a tape measure as well. I was assigned to the Congo. Why are you looking for a new position? I guess I'm just tired of all the ups and downs.