Avenatti The Slayer

Discussion in 'Politics' started by exGOPer, May 11, 2018.

  1. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Too bad there's not some late night comedy writers that would attack this. There's gotta be some jokes in there somewhere.

    "How do you get Michael Avenatti to plead guilty in court"?

    ..."Subpoena his wife".
     
    #331     Nov 14, 2018
  2. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    c'mon now

    The book, by former Texas Monthly and Newsweek reporter Harry Hurt III, described a harrowing scene. After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

    “Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.

    What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

    “Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”

    Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.

    “As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: ‘Does it hurt?’” Hurt writes.

    Donald Trump has previously denied the allegation. In the book, he denies having had the scalp reduction surgery.

    “It’s obviously false,” Donald Trump said of the accusation in 1993, according to Newsday. “It’s incorrect and done by a guy without much talent… He is a guy that is an unattractive guy who is a vindictive and jealous person.”
     
    #332     Nov 14, 2018
  3. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    "What did Michael Avenatti tell the woman with two black eye's"?

    ... "Nothing... he'd already told her twice".
     
    #333     Nov 14, 2018
  4. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    I can hear the gasps of the audience reading this. That's a Leno/Letterman joke.
     
    #334     Nov 14, 2018
  5. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2

    When is ExGoper going to jump in and tell how awesome Avenatti is again?
     
    #335     Nov 14, 2018
  6. DTB2

    DTB2

    Think Chuck Grassley has a big grin right about now?
     
    #336     Nov 14, 2018
  7. vanzandt

    vanzandt

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    #337     Nov 15, 2018
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  8. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    Avenatti the Slayer. Heh...kinda takes a new meaning now, doesn't it.

    These threads are pure gold.
     
    #338     Nov 15, 2018
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  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    So Avenatti when was the last time you beat a woman?
     
    #339     Nov 15, 2018
  10. Avenatti/Ellison 2020. Here's an idea for their first campaign slogan. After your man beats and rapes you, we support your right to get an abortion.
    Might need a little work, but the general idea seems to fly among the women of the left.
     
    #340     Nov 15, 2018