Took my dad in a few weeks ago to put in another heart stent and they made him go through a metal detector.
I was very clear. I've never uttered one of those things you are posting about Eisenhower, Palin etc. You've run off the edge of the map and are just making things up now. There is a word for things that are made up about someone. They are often called "lies". A person who delivers such fabrications might be referred to as a "liar". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar
OMG that is some on-your-belly squirming you are doing there. Better call up Bill Clinton and ask for a lesson in slimeball denial. RCG is a pro at that as well. Never would have figured you for it but you aren't normally under this much pressure. People do strange things when their balls are in a vice. Just stay down for God's sake.
Rumor is Obama is coming to town. I should probably tell him our town is named Newtown, not Newton, before he messes that up again like he did on National TV.