Who cares if it is the Bible? Afterall, the Bible is all about selecting the passages you like, and completely ignoring the passages that may cramp your style. If you cant do that, whats the point of being a christian?
I informed my wife today that thanks to this ruling we could take 3 or 4 more wives into the household.... you know... to help out with the housework and stuff. In other news.... I'll be sleeping out back in the yard tonight.