As a McCain supporter this still made me chuckle

Discussion in 'Politics' started by huh, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. huh


    "I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

    * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're
    "exotic, different."
    * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American

    * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
    * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

    * Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
    * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well

    * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become
    the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
    registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12
    years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State
    Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become
    chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee,
    spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
    state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving
    on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's
    Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

    * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city
    council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
    people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000
    people, then you're qualified to become the country's second
    highest ranking executive.

    * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while
    raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches,
    you're not a real Christian.

    * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left
    your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're
    a Christian.

    * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
    including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the
    fiber of society.

    * If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with
    no other option in sex education in your state's school system
    while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very

    * If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position
    in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner
    city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's
    values don't represent America's.

    * If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one
    DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to
    vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated
    the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely

    OK, much clearer now. "

    My wife sent me this and shes obviously a demoncrat, its been amusing to say the least to watch all the demoncrats scratching their heads trying to figure out why Palin matters......LOL.
  2. Sorry, but Obama cannot figure out the problem with his minister's beliefs - after sitting in his church for 2 decades - until AFTER running for president.

    In other words, he will be an excellent president for the 10% of the population that is black, but the rest of us are suspects or villians...

    That pretty much wipes out all his other credentials...
  3. Allen3


    Guess it all depends on which shit pile your standing on with a megaphone and crazy look in your eyes. Tis the season.:D
  4. W4rl0ck


  5. huh


    LOL so true, I do have to admit that I have enjoyed watching the spectacle that this election has become since Palin got in. I don't really see her adding any value to the ticket but she sure has mixed things up in the media and the day to day conversations with people.

    But hey at least its a couple of months to get our minds off the disaster that is occurring around us in the economy (which for some reason people can't seem to understand that NEITHER of these candidates is good for this economy) and focus on pointless he said she said garbage and lipstick jokes that this election has become. Its like watching the "Political" version of an episode of "The Hills" or beverly hills 90210.

    oh and if Tina Fey starts making appearances on SNL again then I am TOTALLY pulling for McCain! :D

  6. Politics is Hollywood for ugly people :D :D :D
  7. huh


    LOL Nice I like that, I think that needs to be on a T-shirt. :)
  8. Mr Pain

    Mr Pain

  9. Thats bull.

    Obama talks nothing but personal responsibilty when addresses black crowds.

    if what you were saying was true he'd be pandering with reparations and the jackson/sharpton rap.

    I'd bet obama isn't even really religious. I garentee he went to that church because it was the popular black church in chicago and a good place to network. he wasn't the only media or gov't member in that church. everything is about connections with politicians

  10. This baby is special

    The only baby born in the united sates this year WITHOUT a birth certificate.

    republican values :D
    #10     Sep 16, 2008