Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

he may be suffering from extreme boredom. something a sharp 10% market plunge may cure.

 

Mostly from embarrassment that for over thirty years I desperately wanted to trade full time, and now I find that I don't like it much. But the actuarial tables are catching up with me. When I hit 67 they say my life expectancy is 15.5 years and my probability of death is 1.3%. With those odds I might as well take up sky diving.

 

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Or in French. Equally bafffling.

 

I'm Italian:

Mettere l'alcool giù Arthur. E ti ucciderà.

 

If ET didn't get him yet he'll be fine

 

Babelfish translated that from Louisiana Cajun French into Standard English as

"All of Metarie say you be cool, Arthur! But ET will give you acid udder!"

 

Can you give me dating advice Arthur Deco?

 

I see you're throwing out all the code you don't intend on taking to the grave with you.

 

A Cuban emigre gave me the best advice I ever had: "I treat women like I treat cars. I lease them."