Are cemeteries a waste of space?

My Dad always bragged about his job, said he had 500 people under him, then he took me to work one day and I found out he was a caretaker at a cemetary.

 

:eek:

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I thought about selling my body on ebay for like 1,000,000. Kind of like a futures contract...when I die, someone can take delivery of my body, or just re-sell it for a profit.

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It's all about Scott's Miracle Gro... Have you seen the size of those pumpkins?

 

Sorry to bust your nuts bro, but are you worth $1.0M ALIVE???

Maybe you added an extra zero by mistake...or maybe two...or three

 

Actually, Its called a life insurance policy. The $1M upon death that is.

 

By the way Dax -

I have already expressed my wishes to be cremated to my wife on several occasions. I want you to know however, that it was not based on alleviating any traffic congestion for the many sons of bitches that are still around.

I'm also an organ donor and that would make for a pretty interesting wake if its done a la open casket. I hear the eyes are the first to go...creeeepy.

 

LOL...I wouldn't be mentioning that too loudly...

 

I should think rather that cemeteries are a space of waste.

 

Yes, cemeteries are a waste of space in my opinion.

 

I think I heard that Dick Cheney is lobbying for the tomb of the unknown soldier to be moved to Dubai...