http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2646802&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312 A guy running for mayor got zero votes: "Wooten got the news from his wife, Roxanne, who went to City Hall on Wednesday to see the election results. "She saw my name with zero votes by it. She came home and asked me if I had voted for myself or not. I told her I did," said Wooten, owner of a local bar. " I don't know when (or if) he figures out what it means that his wife had to ask him whether he voted for himself. She didn't vote for him!