Discussion in 'Politics' started by gimp570, Feb 26, 2004.
I am looking for a good best man speech...any ideas?
Start with a quote from my late aunt, she used to say:
"Love is like a bucket full of shit, covered with a thin layer of honey: in the first few years, you enjoy the honey, but afterwards, all you get is shit."
Then you might proceed with something like this:
Don't forget to mention this incident:
My point is this: War is hell. Marriage is worse.
The sooner they get it, the better.
May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom
Separate names with a comma.