Crazy daytrader gets elected president. Sells thousands of puts everyday while pushing an economic policy that inflates stock prices. The country is about to go under. And then he announces, we own the world, we have all the money in the world as I have made 35 trillion in my IB account., evrybody gets a free house and car, and 50k a month to live on, and the chicks are free. Hey its a movie right?