The older I get, the funnier everything seems to me to be. Jack must laugh all day long. I generally ignore the brokerage and data provider ads on the forums home page (I made my bad choices years ago, "Sin in haste and repent at leisure"), but CyberTrader's ad blinks and attracted my attention. So this morning I found myself reading it for the first time: "Support that matches your skill!" And they're directing that at ET? Doesn't that send a shudder down YOUR spine? I think their ad copyist must be younger than my grandchildren. Thank god IB's unspoken motto is "If you need support, you're at the WRONG brokerage".
That's nice but not relevant as it is not the method outlined on the back of the KoolAid package. DS ps - Are you the one who named himself after a bottom dwelling fish that makes its living by sucking?
666 is not me. But I think YOU may be. I can't remember. Go trade! Some future white collar criminal or other is about to ring the bell!
Sir, I must take offense at your slandering of that noble fish. It does woeful disservice to the genus.
My Mumbai trading sycophants and I are done for the day, hahahaha! Now we can siesta until FOMC. Hope they don't fomc up!
Let's see...that was 1 minute 26 seconds, not a bad hourly rate, $2101 an hour after commish! I'm gonna be rich by day's end!
Hey hypo, This thread is a great laugh, even for those of us who don't give a shite about the Jack controversy one way or t'other (or maybe especially for us...) Your aliasesessess are a hoot. Most entertaining. Sybil had nothing on you, pal. You should write a script, w/your bunch in group therapy trying to figure out their obsession w/Jack. You could call it, um, "Jacking Off" (double-entendre intended) and play all the characters yourself, kinda like Eddie Murphy in "The Klumps". Justa thought... Harold
Having trouble this morning, kiddies, not only drawing our channels, but having them honored? Ho Market don't care. Unless your channels just happen to run through a round number or the VWAP or S/R or a round numbered run or "The Rule of Ten" or coincide with a colossal block trade or some demented quant's idea of where S/R is! Hahahaha!
And FTT's? Give me a fucking break! I'm looking at one right now in NQ...it's called a double top, and man are the big bucks computers shorting it!