That was cool. Quotes from Tom Waits... "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy." "Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk." "The big print giveth and the small print taketh away." Waits has a distinctive voice, described by critic Daniel Durchholz as sounding as though "it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months, and then taken outside and run over with a car"