^Okay, I shall give you the respect you deserve and address you as Sir from now on.^ ....... ....... ....... Dear Sir Wanker, We all know you're a sad British troll with questionable culinary and sexual tastes who has nothing to do with his time except rail against us "continentals" who happen to reside in a far, far better place than you, a place you shall never have the honor of being a citizen of. Your sad attempts to demean Americans are merely a reflection of your woeful lot in life. As you are part of a country that has shrunk from empire to dreary, expensive, depressing little patch of fallow earth, your frustration - and envy - is understandable. So your pathetic attempts to mock my viewing of a talent contest are hilarious only because of the reality behind it. You obviously do not watch talent shows of any kind because you have no talent yourself and doing so would be beyond your comprehension. Especially a singing competition, as you undoubtedly communicate in grunts and sign language. Besides, it's difficult enough for you to tear yourself away from your porno collection to post here as it is. In closing, Sir Wanker, I hereby order you to address me as Lord Hapa, as my station in life in relationship to yours must be respected. Rip tippy tip and all that rot, wot?