A lot has changed since the 1930s (your time when you were doing the chicken dance on the dance floor). They no longer allow drunk people on the dance floors.
So, you couldn't get a green card, right? Bummer. But, don't worry, pal, it's not the end of the world, just keep on drinking heavily and things will get better. Cheers!
Hey simon i have a good idea. Instead of actually trying and aspiring to make money why don't we all just frolic in the medows and be communists. Why are you on a site that trys to help people make money when you condemn it?