Russian pilot is drunk before take off. The best quote is: At the same time, an Aeroflot representative sought to assure them that "it's not such a big deal if the pilot is drunk." "Really, all he has to do is press a button and the plane flies itself," the representative said. "The worst that could happen is he'll trip over something in the cockpit." http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/600/42/374157.htm
That's nothing, check out these guys. http://environment.nationalgeographic.com/environment/natural-disasters/russian-smokejumpers.html Russkies are weird, you know-such a cavalier attitude to......well, things. Such as being consumed in a forestfire, parachute accidents, or being eaten by a bear; these guys are crazy-for $100 US a month??