Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Pekelo, Apr 29, 2011.

  1. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    "WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal."
     
  2. Donald Trump reports that his investigators have found out some amazing things.
     
  3. Heard they found OJ's team searching for the "real killer."
     
  4. Among other things, but they're still searching for The Donald's sense of decency and class. They're not hopeful.
     



  5. If true , this getting really really sad , if not repulsive.
     
  6. Remember that guy who made a real asshole of himself trying to impeach Clinton...:mad:
     
  7. cstfx

    cstfx

  8. Ricter

    Ricter

    Anyone else remember when placentophagia was in the news?
     
  9. I second this motion. I'm about to call CNN to get this on the air. I acutally just got off the phone with a representative of Fox News and they assured me they would air a piece on this issue.
     
  10. Ricter

    Ricter

    "Cervical mucus plug", ugh! Scat, do the placentophagiars eat that too?
     
    #10     Apr 29, 2011