Q's are getting pounded you moron. Q's were 31.70's when AAPL news hit, now at 31.27 Do you even have live quotes?
This thing is NOT going to open higher. This guidance was the lamest ever. Analysts were expecting a 50% q/q increase in EPS. They are guiding for flat at best.
What's with the trading halt? Why can't they just keep the stock live while the earnings news streams across the wire one little chunk at a time while blind traders hit their hot keys as confusion reigns - long, short, long, short, long, short, yikes! downside guidance, test that 85 level, OK now everyone pile back in to 100 and beyond! (And yes they are way too big a cash cow to drop to $50 unless the world ends, which is not necessarily out of the question based on the laws of quantum physics.)