A young Arab asks his father: What is this weird hat that we are wearing ? It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun ! And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ? It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body ! And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ? These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert ! Tell me, papa... Yes, my son ? ... Why are we living in Michigan and still wearing all this s--t ?