I don't understand why she got so upset when I started screaming "J'adoube!" while touching and groping her chest.
The most hilarious part of that article is this: "...Naturally the movie has used the services of the Great Chess Phantom. This person has dedicated his (or her â nobody has ever seen it) life to making absolutely sure that in all chess movies produced in America â and elsewhere for that matter â the board will unfailingly have a black square on the bottom right-hand corner. Some people do not believe that the GCP exists, but what are the odds of getting it wrong in every single movie?" It _is_ truly amazing. These people that make chess movies, always seem to put the white square at the left corner. The rules of chess state that this must be a black square. It is hilarious (incredible ?) that if one chooses by random, that you would get some boards set up correctly, and others incorrectly. As this very funny writer states, there must be a "Great Chess Phantom" LOL nitro