Get a Toyota car which is recalled and press the gas a little bit hard and hit a tree. Go to the hospital and then sue Toyota. Your pic can be on the first page of CNN. Then you can also also write a book with a title of : Corporate greed and standards "The sad story of junk quality in Car companies"
i tried a similar tactic after blowing up an account with interactive brokers. i did it on purpose in order to blame their platform. neither my lawyer or i could get through to the support desk to log the writ - despite calling 100's of times