A trader's prayer

Dear Lord,

Next time please let me be born with my head on my shoulders instead of up my arse.

 

Dear Lord,

You gave me this system. Please give me the wisdom to just follow the rules. Oh, and please bless stock_trad3r with a brain.

 

Lord, I fear I have nothing left to giveth or receiveth and am wasting my time here. Send me a sign.

 

Dear God,

Please don't let me fuck up.

 

Dear God, I swear I'm not agnostic anymore.

 

Reminds me of the brazilian jiu jitsu Prayer

"As I lay you down to sleep
Because my choke has sunk so deep
Feel the rush, your world goes black
All because you gave your back"

LOL

 

please let my preferred trading style sync well with the market I am trading.

 

Dear lord, please let me do onto others before others do onto me

 

O Merciful Lord,

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of SPAM, I will fear no trade system vendor, for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they shall keep me from succumbing to ear tickling advertisements.

Amen

 

I've been testing various prayers when I paper trade, stay tuned..