Tv Star ?????????????????????? LOL Come on man...edit that part out. You are not a tv star. Being part of a show that airs in like 200 homes across the U.S. does not make you a tv star.
Nice try at distorting the facts again guy--unfortunately, you're a little off in that MOJO is in 6 million homes and the show has aired over 700 times. And I haven't paid for a drink in a few months--that confirms TV stardom But hey, I'm still new at this, after all it took me all this long to get an agent who is the former head of MSNBC, walk my first red carpet and interview my first billionaire LOL http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls====285612&nbc1=1 http://moneycentral.msn.com/video/default.aspx
It was getting late in the evening and I had just polished off my last bottle of Old Grandad. The wind was picking up and I heard a lone dog howling off into the night. I was beginning to regret having had that 10th double cheeseburger at White Castle now, so I headed off to the shitter. Just as I began to sit down I noticed there wasn't any toilet paper. Damn! Then just as I thought I was going to have to use my socks, I saw the copy of Timmays book. So I proceeded to do what I had to do, knowing that somewhere in this huge Universe of ours, that there is a Higher Being and that he provided me with the perfect paper product to wipe my ass with!!
I almost forgot. Isn't this guy Timmay the dude who allegedly hit his mother and threw his roomate out into the cold? Will he write a book on that giving pointers on it?? What a jagbag.
Hit my mother--whaaaaat. Come on now--I jokingly talked down to her--you really gotta try and deal with it. As for the roommate situation, he moved back in with his family down the street! By kicking him out, I saved him rent and we were all better off.
It's funny....I dont know too many (if any) hedge fund managers who have lowered themselves to interviewing people outside of parties. I think it's safe to say your hedge fund career is kaput. Unfortuneatly you are a bit late to the media part of the finance world as Cramer beat you to it, and has beaten it to death. Please Tim.....you haven't paid for a drink in mos which means you are a tv star ? You are clearly hopeless if you believe that. You are a legend in your own mind. If you were a stock this would be the ideal time to short you. The release of your book and little media tour will be your top. SELL MORTIMER !!!!!
Ok then --fair enough. i really didnt want to believe u did that to ur mom so I stand corrected and state for the record that it's a rumor on ET. sorry.
Now that is funny !!!!! Within a year a roll of TP will cost more than Sykes book will be going for on amazon.
Okay the hell with it. This is too fun. Yeah Timmay you are not a star..seriously. Honest to God, edit that out...it will come back to discredit you... Interview your first billionaire? You trying to become Mickey Spillane or something?