The disappointing lack of acceptance of my Undicator series by the SCT community has emboldened me to continue my development efforts apace. Therefore I am displeased to introduce my latest unvention, the Non-Moving Average. Moving averages have the disadvantage that they MOVE, wiggling confusingly all over the price landscape. The difficulty I have always experienced interpreting these wiggles unspired me to unvestigate what happens if the average DOESN'T move. The astonishing success of this unsight is evident in the attachment, where report and desistance are much more clearly recognizable. My best to Jack and Spydertrader, who have been the unspirations for my trading excess these many years.