I have received countless piteous, tearful PMs from ET members who know how close Harry and I are, beseeching me to use my considerable influence on him to return to posting post-haste. The reasons vary from the cruel ("We have no one to flame!") to the nostalgic ("I was just fixin' to get ready to prepare myself to maybe try to begin to understand what he might have meant!") Harry, come back to us. You have not posted for two whole days! Baron informs me that advertisers are threatening to pull out. Readership has dropped precipitously. The very business model of ET is at stake here. Nous vous respectons. Vous nous manquez. Revenez toute suite! Moi, je promet de ne vous bruler pas! Votre ami, Jean-Michel.