Many of you who follow my work have no doubt been astonished at the utter failure of my most recent Undicator, "No-Brainer". It was designed in conjunction with my associate Dr. Duref Mudgins as a simple stoplight trading system for a client who has no brain. The system is in fact also a serious effort to quantify the look of the "no-brainer" trade, the trade that looks, and probably is, too good to be true. In this regard, "No-Brainer" is a resounding success, despite being a miserable failure as a trading system. So as we say here in south North Texas, "Iff'n ya cain't fixit, feecherit!" So I now reveal my first Cuntrary Undicator, see attachment.