A Few Sarah Norrisisms

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Pa(b)st Prime, Sep 6, 2008.

  1. Everyone knows Chuck Norris is a HUGE conservative-obviously he's not some take it up the ass liberal drop-out gang banger who needs to steal YOUR paycheck-so in tribute to both Chuck and Sarah I found these on the web:

    N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.

    Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.

    Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.

    Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

    As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

    Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank.

    Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.

    Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.