A few hard reasons liberals are idiots...

Discussion in 'Politics' started by gastropod, Nov 2, 2012.

  1. Liberals think a 12 year old girl should be able to get an abortion without her parents' consent...at the same time they think a grown adult should NOT be able to choose to buy an incandescent light bulb...the adult must be FORCED to buy a compact florescent light bulb.

    Liberals think a child should be taught about homosexuality in elementary school and without parental notification or consent...at the same time they think a grown adult cannot choose to buy a toilet that uses more than 1.6 gallons per flush - a federally set limit on water used per flush.

    The liberals think they know better than the general public...who for years have had laws about how a company goes bankrupt and leaves bankruptcy...the car companies had the laws broken, so that the bond holders got screwed, but the unions got ownership after the bankruptcy...the same libtards think that the general public is too stupid to choose their own cars and trucks...so, the libtards think it is OK for the government to force car companies to set mile per gallon limits on "car and truck fleets."

    Liberals think it is OK for the government who hasn't balanced its own check book in decades to tell respectable people who DO balance their check books what to do! (Cue the libtard mind...3..2..1 - no...Clinton did NOT balance the budget! Had Clinton not STOLEN money from the Social Security fund...the true accounting books would have shown that Clinton did NOT balance the budget.)

    The liberal mind...an oxymoron!

    <returning to my place under the bridge...snickering>
  2. Ricter


    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

    Arthur C. Clarke
  3. wjk


    3 books..."Liberty and Tyranny", "Ameritopia" by Mark Levin, and "Intellectuals and Society" by Thomas Sowell. You'll know the progressive mind inside and out. I draw a distinction between progressives and liberals, though that line seems to be disappearing.
  4. Ricter


    Let's have a peek inside the "rep mind"<sup>*</sup>:

    <img src="http://tildology.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Michele-Bachmann-Newsweek-cover_620x350.jpg">

    <sup>*</sup> Quotes used since this entire premise is silly.
  5. Please cite proof for these allegations.
  6. Liberals also think that a gas station making a 7 cent per gallon profit on gasoline is outrageous, but the government making 50 cents on the same gallon is perfectly fine.

    If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
    If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
    If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

    If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
    A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
    Or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
  7. Two liberals decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
    The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
    “What’s logic?” the first liberal asked.
    The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
    “I sure do.”
    “Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
    “That’s real good!” said the liberal.
    The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
    Impressed, the liberal said, “Amazing!”
    “And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
    “Why yes that’s Betty Jean! This is incredible!”
    The liberal was catching on.
    “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.
    “You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!”

    The liberal, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
    “So what classes are you going to take?” asked the friend.
    “Math, history, and logic!” replied the first liberal.
    “What in tarnation is logic?” asked his friend.
    “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” asked the first liberal.
    “No,” his friend replied.
    “You’re gay, ain’t ya?”
  8. Ricter


    I'd like to free you from this, from now on. Romney has opened up the "post truth" era, and we no longer need to be dictated to by fact checkers. You may now say anything, anything at all, and, if you like, completely reverse it next week!
  9. This thread is hardly worth responding to in it's whackiness. And, yes, the compulsive liar is only fueled by the even more crazy people who actually buy into his nonsense.


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  10. maxpi


    Why hasn't Romney been investigated if he's such a liar? When the Governor of Alaska became a force for conservatism Democrats investigated her right out of her family fortune and her job. She had to spend $500,000 to defend a series of insane allegations and nothing noteworthy was turned up... For some reason Romney has been spared the inquisitioners tortures.
    #10     Nov 3, 2012