Some time this morning, nutty French and Swiss scientists will fire up the 5 billion euro super collider. This has never been done before and some in the science community theorize that a black hole could be created. If that happens you may have time to short the market and win big, but you'll never spend it. Rennick out http://news.yahoo.com/story//nf/20080908/tc_nf/61725 ps. just in case, been nice knowing you pikers.
Thanks Rennie buddy, with people like you comforting us in the face of a potential black hole....... well, the world is just a little better place