hey, cut her some slack guys.. remember Affleck as 'Jim Young' addressing the new recruits in Boiler Room.. "There's an important phrase that we use here, and think it's time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if. " ACT AS IF. why not??
You can't put a price on a woman who is down to earth. Erin, on the other hand, evidently has a price list.
Fake it 'til you make it Til you make it on a sextape on PornTube.. I need to make a killing in the markets this year because I want to be the one to bring that to you. ET gets exclusive rights lololol
new scenario... you discover that you will attend a party.. and ERIN WILL BE THERE TOO! How will YOU impress her?
I'd give her a catalogue of gift ideas and a countdown of the shopping days remaining before my birthday. (It's important to speak to her in her own language.)