8 Ways to Impress Me -- By: Erin Burnett

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'me, me, me..'

 

Cramer will set her straight...

 

Damn you mean a handle of Captain, 1 ounce of GHB, a couple slick lines, and third leg isn't enough??

 

well, she sounds like just another one of those gals....

 

Ugh, the face of a gopher and the body of a 12yo boy.

 

Maintenance soars to new heights.

 

OMG LOLOLOLOL

How ya doing today man? Good to see you..

still lolololol

 

Indeed. What will the guy get in return? The "pleasure" of her company? NEXT!

 

Why am I not surprised: "Buy me this" "Buy this for my sister" "Buy that for my parents" "Order me that" "Surprise me with those".