They all make a good point my favorite is 2, 3 and 6 You might be a slave ifâ¦ 1. You hate when your alarm clock buzzes: If you donât wake up everyday with fantastic anticipation to be alive, you might be living under someone elseâs command. In fact, if you have to wake up at the same time everyday, youâre probably someoneâs slave. 2. Youâre forced to pay for causes you vehemently oppose: If youâre a peaceful person but forced to pay for wars done in your name, you might be a slave. Likewise, if youâre forced to pay for corporate welfare of failed institutions while you struggle to stay healthy, youâre surely a slave. 3. You must follow laws that your Master may break: If the rule of law only applies to you and your lowly peers while the Masters get away with murder, youâre clearly a slave in an unjust system. 4. You think mob rule is better than personal freedom: If you believe that majority rule is always better for you than free will, then youâre most certainly a slave.âEven if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.â Mahatma Gandhi. 5. You condemn beliefs of others: If youâre taught to hate the beliefs of others who have never harmed you, then your mind has been thoroughly confined by your Masterâs implanted beliefs. 6. You sit in traffic for more than one hour a day: If you waste over 360 hours a year (10,800 hours over a 30-year career, thatâs 450 days) commuting to a job you despise, youâre time and life belongs to someone else. 7. Youâre forced to wear a uniform: If you are forced into a dress code of any kind, including a suit and tie, youâre a show clown with someone to impress in order to receive your daily bread. 8. You watch over 20 hours of TV per week: If you occupy your amazing mind in front of a glowing box in the room for 1,040 hours a year (43 days), then your unlimited creativity is impossibly chained to a lifetime of mindlessness.