Enough with Bush and Clinton...here are some Nixon jokes: Q. What has two wings and a crooked dick? A. Air Force One. Spiro Agnew is an anagram of 'Grow A Penis' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Richard Nixon's last words: "I am not a corpse"... I am not a crook; I am ethically challenged. No longer able to lie to the nation, Richard Nixon is instead lying in state. Richard Nixon epitaph: HERE LIES RICHARD NIXON (SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G. Gordon Liddy was the first person at the funeral -- he crawled in through a window at 4 AM. Reagan's response when told of Nixon's demise: Does that mean Spiro Agnew is now the president? Agnew said he went to the funeral to make his peace with Nixon. Timing is everything! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ACLU sent out a notice saying that in honor of the national day of mourning for Richard Nixon their office would be closed for 18 1/2 minutes! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DON'T CHANGE DICKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREW VOTE FOR NIXON IN 72 DICK NIXON BEFORE HE DICKS YOU! RICHARD NIXON SHOULD GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER SHOULD'VE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh geeze, that is a funny one.....I didn't know it too well, they suggested I get a tie to look smarter!
Isn't that a funny story....can you imagine seeing something like that? If the guy did it in D.C., they would have shot him down.
That is one bad day boss. I have never screwed up my Easy Mac. Have a party on New Year's....... but stick to take out........