60minutetrader and STARS method

Well, I have to admit I didn't take any of the trades today - I'm just now getting out of bed.

The Brinks truck arrived late yesterday with my daily cash delivery. Not only that - the normal guy was on vacation, and the substitute guy brought my $9 million in twenties instead of hundreds.

It took me the rest of the day and night to count it all, and I couldn't really trade with only 1 hour of sleep - even tho it's so simple that anyone could trade the system even if they were asleep!

Not only that, I missed my appointment with my Monday night hookers - all twelve of them. I made a call to Brinks today to complain, and they assured me that tomorrows delivery of $12 million will be in proper denominations.

 

dude, you're extremely hilarious. I cant stop laughing.

Gotta run, just got a signal from the Stars system which "never loses" with its hyothetical or simulated trading results.

 

You must be one of them 5% winners. (100 - 95 = 5).

 

Jesus H. Christ. Somebody needs to take these people out back of the shed and just a put a bullet in their heads.

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Its all based on 3 signals, when they all flag green you go. 8 out of 10 times it apparently works.

 

Even better trading methods/systems here:

www.ASuckerIsBornEveryMinute.com
www.JustShutUpAndGiveMeYerMoneyStooge.com
www.MoronsClickHere.com
www.FleeceAndPlunder.com


(obligatory smiley - in case reader is sarcasm impaired)

 

Dude, none of those links work, can I just mail you my check instead??

 

Ahh, its all these newbie subscribers making a cool mil after 3 minutes of instruction - wanting more and more!!!

Better try the backups at:

www.TradingScams-R-Us.com
www.PonziCity.org

and

www.SurelyYouCantBeSerious.biz

 

I am serious, and please don't call me Shirley.

 

I think there was thread on tradetowin about the 60minute scam.