An Eskimo takes his car to a mechanic...says he is leaking fluid. The mechanic says go grab lunch and I will take a look. When the Eskimo comes back, he says "It looks like you blew a seal". The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says, "no, I just had a tuna with mayo sandwich"
%% PASS on the mayo + cr*p, + crypto cr*p ; Ketchup, Hunts, Heinz or most any, amen............................................................