$6.99 for a jar of Helmans Mayonaise

Dayyyyym. And you were mean enough to include charts, too.

That's what I call a Grand Slam-Dunk.

 

Make your own damn mayonnaise, that's how real men do it. I can get it to 90% as good as Hellmann's.

 

I don't do much canned fish, but - for sure. There are some amazing varieties out there, especially from northwestern Europe. Latvia has the best smoked sprats ever...



(NO, I don't mean lutefisk or surstromming. Those are just... perversions. Same source as the seriously-bent German porn, I'd guess. )

 

There's also the ones in can, should be identical but cheaper. If you like that then you might also try marinated herring with spices.

 

I’ve been to a Pizza Hut in Beijing. It was very tasty.

 

They are; the jarred version is more of a pretty present sort of thing.

I actually like herring a lot, but more the Russian version than the Euro one. The spice mix in the latter is a bit odd for me.

 

Go back to school, you have so much history to learn.

 

spain was a power before. Now it’s just part of the PIGS.

list Spain’s modern accomplishments. Let’s laugh about it.

 

We are not hated by the rest of the world, as a start.