5th Banker Dies in 2 Weeks

Looks like these guys were thinking ahead and getting the suicide over with BEFORE the crash.

In the coming months, there aren't going to be any spare window ledges..

 

That's why Hillenbrand, NYSE:HI, has been so bullish recently! :eek:

 

You guys are assholes and losers at the same time. It's remarkable.
Making fun of a person commiting suicide (be it a schoolboy or a banker, no matter) definitely qualifies one as a grade-1 douchebag.

 

Moviemakers are in a race to produce the next cinematic thriller, "Rain of the Bankers".

 

3 deaths are suspicious suicides. The other two, didn't say how they died. All within two weeks. Ya, I'd say something is going on.

 

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True in finance as well.

 

Q: What does one say when he hears that "5th Banker Dies in 2 Weeks"

A: It's a good start.

 

Few can doubt the obvious pressures guys in this business are under. Statistically, they're less likely to kill themselves than vetinarians or physicians. Interestingly, politicians don't feature anywhere in the list of those most liekly to...the irony.

 

Health of the population improves when the dependently old, weak, sick and those who do bad things (including bankers and politicians) die... regardless of how.

 

Usually it's the more decent ones who kill themselves. The real bastards would never do anything to hurt themselves, only others - ergo, politicians never kill themselves.