59th birthday today... woot

From an Entertainment perspective, this Forum would be a poorer place without both Ken and Overnight.

Ken, I'm not really fussed by that Brick House Tenor. OG Ken and Pink Panther Sax were your high point.

 

Not to worry, as the expression goes: A man is as young as the women he feels.

Not sure how to convert women years into doll years in your case.

 

Snowy outside brrr

 

In Ken’s case, it gives new meaning to the term rubbernecking.

 

Or how about that tongue twister, "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper".

GAH!

 

If I had known it was Ken's birthday I might have mailed him a little sumpin'.

Because I am giver.

Fake Product Box For Pranks, Budget Blow Up Doll, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
(below)

 

It is not too late to send a belated birthday gift,
but Ken is too high-class and sophisticated for
such a low-budget gift as that.

Do better.

 

It's the thought that counts.

 

Gift in the mail; hope you're not allergic to latex.

 

The best present would have been a male-blow-up doll for the wife, with a 10-inch cock on it.