401k sent me hate mail lol

My 401k sent me a letter to stop market timing. I had no idea that i would get hate mail for it. (i am going to frame it)

 

You're so lucky you didn't get unfriended on Facebook as well

 

I don't have a Facebook account or Twitter or kik, if I need any of it, use someone else's laptop. I don't like that Facebook can know exactly where you live or anything else.

If you have enough in your 401k, make it into an LLC and no one will ever bother you as you become the trustee. And if you use a lawyer as the CEO, no one will every know who owns the LLC.

 

pics or it didn't happen....

 

Let us know in a year if you wish you had listened.

 

You must live in Missouri the "show me state"
What possible reason would i have to lie
what possible reason would i have to prove to some random dude on the internet
believe what you want

 

Well the last month threw me for loop a lot more gains than i would of ever guessed. But for the 6 months i was playing with it i did better than where my money was at but not as good as some of the other funds.
And i have to stop playing with it or they will restrict the account. So i spread it out. (here is hoping for the best)

 

I see your sense of humor left the building...

 

My fault "when i read sometimes i miss the connotation"

 

Besides... he an Aussie that doesn't like Trumpy... so one has to assume they'd kick him the f*ck outta Missouri.