lol I found out about the wife's BSC account the week of our honeymoon. Humbling. =) She's praying to get surplussed.
I went into the weekend neutral D on a small SPX position (expiring today) and short a single ES. I am now working a large GOOGL asym combo.
I added long shares and a bull OTM diagonal to the GOOGL combo. The combo is a Jan10 exp with the diagonal Jan10/17. Terminal BE is 1422ish on the upside. Downside is all gravy.