fwiw "....although some full-time congressional staffers participate in a student loan repayment program that helps pay back a portion of student loans. No more than $60,000 in the House and $40,000 in the Senate can be forgiven and only if the employee stays on the job for several years.â ------------------ http://usafmc.org/news/the-rumored-perks-of-congressional-service-by-norman-j-ornstein/
It's probably against the tos to say you should kill yourself, so I won't say it. But I am thinking it.