101 potential reasons for a revolution in the USA.

lmfao!!!

Good work, everyone. Keep it coming.

 

6. A republican homosexual female wins the white house elections.

 

7. Gnome

 

is elected POTUS !

 

8. A World Series game with the Tampa Bay Rays is viewed by less than the 18 people watching MSNBC.

 

He meant the Linux software, right?

 

9. Make Americans park at the far end of the parking lot and walk

 

Upon revolution it should be declared that anyone who doesn't put their shopping cart back and leaves it where they parked should be tased and maced.

If I were President that would be my first declaration.

 

You were required to be a vegan.

 

All citizens are suddenly required by federal law to live within their means.


Prohibition is reinstated.