Hey why don't we just all shower once a year? And if you want some extra credit, bathe in the local river!
Wow, and your mouth smells so amazingly fresh ... almost as if it'd only been 35 days since you brushed! I urge you to speak to any dentist ... they will tell you you need to at least move the bacteria around every 8 hours or so rather than let it sit in one place on the teeth. That is, unless all you eat is chewable antibiotics washed down with alcohol or mouthwash. Come on, even if you don't use paste you gotta brush at least once a month!!!
You must be having meters that measure the amount of electricity and Gas consumed by a every household every month. If I am correct these meters have a metallic disc which keeps rotating when electricity and gas is consumed. The rotation determines the value of electricity and gas in terms of money. ------------------------------ What makes you think that the disk isn't made of aluminum?