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Mr. Bollinger · Jun 1, 2003

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What's all this shit about "free time?"
It's Probably derived from that ridiculous expression, "well, I like to spend my time ... organizing the lint in my naval." Nobody 'spends' time - we occupy time.
And for that matter, you can't save time either. Last week I decided to trim my pubic hair with hedge clippers instead of pruning shears - I didn't save any time, it just took less time to do the job, and now my unit occupies less of my body.
You don't have free time. You have life. One day that life will leave you. Between now and then you have time.
Last I checked there was no toll booth in my mother's cunt, and thank god, because on that trip there would have been no place to keep any change. So it didn't cost anything to get here, it won't cost anything to leave: it's free. The whole shitload is free time.
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LOL!

nitro · Jun 1, 2003

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...Last week I decided to trim my pubic hair with hedge clippers instead of pruning shears - I didn't save any time, it just took less time to do the job, and now my unit occupies less of my body.
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:eek:

Dude, I hope you are careful - you may one day accidentally execute a Bobbit!!!

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LongSnot · Jun 1, 2003

Quote from rlb21079:

Last I checked there was no toll booth in my mother's cunt.
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There is, but it's an Express Traffic Only lane.

Must say, though, I've always received prompt and courteous service with a smile.

:-\ BWAAHHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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