Yo Momma

Yo Momma so ugly that when she looked out her bedroom window she got arrested for mooning.

 

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

Yo Momma so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

 

Yo momma so bitchy that Rosie O donell signed up for her teaching course.

 

Yo momma so fat, she butter asprin!!

 

yo momma so fat, then when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

 

yo momma so fat that when she fell she created the grand canyon.