Wiping your a** properly

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Aquarians, Dec 26, 2022.

  1. Half of this world (and the seemingly "advanced" one) is so retarded that they don't even know to wipe their ass properly. Like there's a saying "he's so retarded he wipes his ass backwards", this level of retarded.

    Literally. Wiping your ass is like:

    1) Dipping your hands in Nutella.
    2) Using dry tissue to try wipe the crap out of your hands.

    I encourage you to try it. It's of course better sticking the resulting brown mess on some underpants than directly on the trousers.

    Unfortunately this doesn't help me when I go to some pool and realize that for 99.9% of the population there, it's the first time they actually wash their butt BEFORE TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER.

    So how's this for an Elite Trader project? Teaching The World to wash their a**ss after pooping? It's like teaching monkeys not to hang on a branch but rather walk up straight.

    Think it could be achieved within a generation?
     
  2. Overnight

    Overnight

    Everyone should have a bidet. Problem solved.
     
  3. tango29

    tango29

    Is this some kind of new trend thing or something? I have been getting stories popping up in news feeds recently on how to wipe, people aren't wiping properly, if you wipe more than 3 times you are doing it wrong, etc. What the crap?
     
  4. Interestingly, I got the idea for this post after watching a "wipe properly" reel on Instagram, so indeed, it might be some new trend.
     
  5. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    lol toilet paper, heathens
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  6. Overnight

    Overnight


    I'd rather use violation papers than the 3 seashells. Bleh!