Half of this world (and the seemingly "advanced" one) is so retarded that they don't even know to wipe their ass properly. Like there's a saying "he's so retarded he wipes his ass backwards", this level of retarded. Literally. Wiping your ass is like: 1) Dipping your hands in Nutella. 2) Using dry tissue to try wipe the crap out of your hands. I encourage you to try it. It's of course better sticking the resulting brown mess on some underpants than directly on the trousers. Unfortunately this doesn't help me when I go to some pool and realize that for 99.9% of the population there, it's the first time they actually wash their butt BEFORE TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER. So how's this for an Elite Trader project? Teaching The World to wash their a**ss after pooping? It's like teaching monkeys not to hang on a branch but rather walk up straight. Think it could be achieved within a generation?
Is this some kind of new trend thing or something? I have been getting stories popping up in news feeds recently on how to wipe, people aren't wiping properly, if you wipe more than 3 times you are doing it wrong, etc. What the crap?
Interestingly, I got the idea for this post after watching a "wipe properly" reel on Instagram, so indeed, it might be some new trend.