Why I would vote for Obama 3rd term

How much fun to have another 4 years to say how big a fucking mistake it was to elect a dog catcher to begin with

 

He's a "community organizer" not a dog catcher.

Calling Obama a dog catcher is an insult to the many dog catchers who do an honest day's work.

 

Being compared to a community organizer is an insult also. Obama is an idiot. Just a plain idiot.

 

Republicans wish they could claim Obama or Clinton as president, which explains why they hate both of them so much.

 

I called him a dc before his first day in office.

Right again.