What can I buy that won't go down?

All my awesome picks (and buying (read gambling) big on margin the big down days have left me with a bunch of excess cash to invest. But I don't want to just put it into more QQQs, as we could still turn right back around and the market head for new lows. I don't think that is going to happen, but it certainly could.

So any suggestions as to things I can buy (in the market, not like antique GI Joe toys LOL) that, even if the market heads south, won't head south by very much? Think - diversification with limited correlation as much as possible LOL.

Thanks!!!

 

Hold USD

 

Do you have any proof that you're even in the mkt?

 

Assuming you pay no income taxes and are immune from inflation (i.e., someone else supports you), look at

 

You need to back off on being a perverted alchemist, trying to squeeze blood out of a stone.

If those who proclaim over and over to have made gains have not provided proof of live trades after the 20th time? It's never going to happen.

 

I got a picture of me watching CNBC when I was a little kid I can send ya.

 

But shoot, by holding USD I'm losing purchasing power to the tune of 8% or more a year.

 

Shoot, I was aware of those, I was hoping there were other alternatives.

 

Yeah, dude. I think you're a lifer here with a dozen nicks and are logging in at the library to pass the time.

 

Mona Lisa painting ain't gettin cheaper any time soon.

When you open the long, you should be welcoming red days. It means one can get some quality equity for less.