"We're mobilizing the international community to put pressure on Russia." HOLY SHIT!!!! Is Olunatic trying to start a real WWIII???:eek: This is damned near word-for-word the same language used by prior presidents (oh yes, someone else wrote it for him, and we all know it), before some shit went down. Problem is, our stoned, sports commentator, rap music community organizer, would fuck up a rubber hammer, as he only ran so he could take America full communist. He had no idea, in his plight for "change," he'd run into "little issues" such as a guy in Russia who actually has a pair, knows Obama doesn't, is in an UNPRECEDENTED time of a truly crashed America, and I almost forgot...he has a few nukes too. Good Jesus!:eek: Wake me up when he steps down for a job with ESPN.
If we view the international community as a collection of crime families then I think we have a handle on the situation. Currently the US Mafia, which was very influential, has abdicated it's position of power. Much of the rest of the world is now like a kindergarten class when the teacher leaves the room. If anybody has any clue as to where WW3 will happen, I'd like to have a heads' up so I can be elsewhere.
I was wondering when this would come out after Onumbnuts pulled his little we gonna smack down dat Putin speech: "During a speaking event in Moscow, Vladimir Putin said, 'to those countries considering messing with us, let me remind you, we are a super power with nuclear weapons." :eek::eek: