Alright, we need Tony Stark to pull off one last miracle and build us a time machine. This isn't just any Avengers time heist, @insider trading has made it clear: we’ve gotta go back and get Bernie elected. I’m ready to risk it all for the mission, but we need a solid team, a brilliant plan, and, of course, a time machine. So, Tony, when you see this, stop tinkering with your suit and start drafting blueprints, this timeline is a mess, and only we can fix it. I have a gyroplane and a Thor wig and hammer.
Even The Avengers couldn't get The Democrat Party to get behind a Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren.
Maybe making sure there is a flask of soup to wet Bernie's whistle everywhere he campaigned would have bested the DNC game of thrones primaries. A big regret is that a friend knows Warren through a women's group, I thought to pass the message to get Bernie some nerve ablation so he stops doing that thing with his tongue (but said nothing). Seems to be calmed down lately but might have made all the difference in 2016. Every time I looked at him I got flashbacks to Mr Twomey who made teaching us Latin an uncomfortable experience. Three years of the tongue and I had a twitch.
RFK Jr was right there, Dems threw him under the bus. Hillary stepped on Bernie, like his voters didn't count. Biden was to be their pardon puppet, enabling four years of criminality. Transparency and timely info, make people aware before criminality becomes entrenched.
RFK is a spiralling narcissist. You are an idiot. I think I should start offering my diagnostic talents one of them therapy apps. Actually, if you tell us when your mom dropped you on your head, we might help with the time machine.
I was in an Uber today and we were followed by the Avengers! A STÄRK electric truck. You really don't expect to see a Danish truck in Colombia. Fingers crossed, time machine is coming. I nearly had chest pains seeing JD's speech in Europe earlier.. This timeline is such rubbish.