"You damn dirty apes!..." https://www.marketwatch.com/story/t...l-in-the-streets-2020-03-12?mod=mw_latestnews
Yeah yeah yeah -- they're our cousins and all that. But I see that swarm skittering to and fro across the plaza, and I'm imagining a good-sized wok with fresh sesame oil and onions and garlic nearby, and the phrase "Tastes like chicken!" coming to mind. Break out the curry! Tom's Sesame-fried Monkey Parts -- I dunno. Doesn't have a good cachét sound do it....